So I open my fridge and look at my shelf. Strawberry jam, raspberry jam, some shredded cheese and a red pepper. Looking up, I see Guro's shelf. I don't know how she fits it all in there, but she has all this cheese, salads, dressings, vegetables and meat. How can a person afford this much meat?!?! And I know I'm a terrible person for saying this, but I am skinny and she is fat and this is unfair! She actually has a much healthier lifestyle than me though. She goes to the gym and everthing, which I never even come close to doing. I guess my hungry tummy is just looking for an excuse to steal some of that food she's sitting on.
I am just so incredibly hungry! I still don't have a new bank card, and I might not have one for a couple of weeks yet. I actually do have money in my account, but I can't access it. And my cell still hasn't been unblocked either, even if they finally registered my bills as paid. Why does the world insist on cumming in my eye is this way?
It is enjoyable to noone!
Is it just me or do black people smell different?